1. You can accomplish any task with one hand a baby on the hip.
2. Showering every day is a luxury I once took for granted.
3. There is no limit to the things I will do to make my baby smile.
4. Day time TV is ridiculously awful.
5. I can make up a silly song about absolutely anything.
6. Just because you lose the baby weight, does not mean that your body is exactly like it was pre-baby. And that's okay.
7. Peek a Boo and play dates are way more fun than conference calls and client meetings.
8. There will come a time that every new mother eats the words "I will NEVER let my baby..."
9. No one cares about the color, consistency or frequency of your baby's poops like you do.
10. Motherhood is a beautiful thing.
